Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#1 Post by Redstorm » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:28 pm

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#2 Post by kissnight » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:43 pm

Learning medicine in class

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines.
Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for a headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'

'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep', replied the student.

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.'

'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister Catherine.

'It is used for diarrhea.'

'And who told you this, Johnny?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a Viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''

Sister Catherine fainted.

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#3 Post by kissnight » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:53 pm

Newly weds

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,

"Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, he yells at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OK.."

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#4 Post by cruiser » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:01 am

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Are Blondes ......? :nutz: :-k


At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing
whether men or women were more trustworthy.
'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest.
'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady.
'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years,
she can keep it forever.'

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy
and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant.
"Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant" the pharmacist replies,
struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I always buy it here", the blonde says.
"I bought one last month". Thinking quickly,
the pharmacist suggests, " I don't know what you bought before,
may be you can bring in the empty container next time".
"Sure", the blonde replies. "I'll bring it with me tomorrow"

The next day, the blonde walks into the shop again
and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick.
"This is just a normal deodorant", the pharmacist tells the blonde,
"You use it under your arms".

"No, it is not", the blonde answers, "it says so here:
To apply, push up bottom".

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One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon.
She wants to make some money
so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods.
She rings the door bell and says,
"HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???"

The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch.
You will find all the stuff in the garage."

The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"

The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work.
The wife who had heard the conversation inside says,
"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"

25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says,
"O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?"
Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving,
"By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#5 Post by kissnight » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:23 pm

OMG.....Best advertisement I've ever come across....


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#6 Post by cruiser » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:13 pm

kissnight wrote:OMG.....Best advertisement I've ever come across....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Buuurp!! Pardon me but I"ll pass nonetheless on any of her options... she's got a chin-full of....{U've guess it too?}.... and I'd rather pay for a seat watching the "mouth" of Mick Jagger's tongue singing away "Angie" for my adrenaline to surge.... :thumbsup:
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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#7 Post by kissnight » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:48 pm

Dear God...

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#8 Post by cruiser » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:44 pm

kissnight wrote:Dear God...


Aiyohhh.... #-o R U hinting to us abt something wrong (like Management abuse? :-# ) at yr work-environment, dear Kissy? :-k Kesian anak nya.... [-o<
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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#9 Post by kissnight » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:51 pm

aiyoh yoh dearest cruiser.. the words so tiny.. also can see meh??
got use "old flower" glasses gah ?
hee hee... :nehneh: :nehneh: :nehneh:
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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#10 Post by kissnight » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:41 pm

BEWARE !!!!!!!



BEWARE OF FLASHER !!!!!!!






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