Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#851 Post by JomNang » Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:51 pm

A college professor was once driving home drunk one Saturday night.

He got pulled over, after which the cop comes up to his window and asks him:
"Excuse me sir, you were over speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?"

The professor replies: "I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and staying up late."

The police officer says: "Who could possibly be giving that kind of lecture at this time?"

The professor responds: "My wife."

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#852 Post by JomNang » Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:14 pm

My girlfriend once asked me, how many girls have I slept with?

"Only with you babe..." I replied

"Awww, really?" She asked.

"...Yeah, with the others I stayed awake."

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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Part 2

#853 Post by bernGPS » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:53 am

#-o

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