Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

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Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

#1 Post by Redstorm » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:00 pm

http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

Well, men, look at breasts, then:
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Re: Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

#2 Post by bartmp8 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:06 pm

Try looking at other people's breasts in front of your BH, see if you live longer or ...

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Re: Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

#3 Post by Noah » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:01 pm

bartmp8 wrote:Try looking at other people's breasts in front of your BH, see if you live longer or ...
:rofl:

Good one Bart.
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#4 Post by bartmp8 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:44 pm

But then again ... what don't kill you, can only make you stronger :mrgreen:

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#5 Post by cwyap » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:58 pm

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Courage is being scared to death and doing the right thing anyway.
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Re: Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

#6 Post by HighlandPathFinder » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:47 pm

cwyap wrote:It's a hoax, buddies :lol:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Who cares, it's Kopitiam, hehehe.
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#7 Post by silversider » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:07 pm

Remember the song 'Brimful of Asha' by The Cornershop?
The lyrics goes:

'...Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
Brimful of Asha on the 45
Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom...'

And a famous quote regarding the subject (or subjects)...

“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
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#8 Post by Noah » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:18 pm

cwyap wrote:It's a hoax, buddies :lol:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
Lets put it to a test. We need volunteers for this study.

Team A - Will look at picture of breasts for 10 minutes, every day. Clothed DD cup, please, we're respectable gentlemen here.
Team B - Will not look at breasts at all during the period of this study.

Period of study = 50 years, with a review every 10 years.

Please list down your names here and in which team you want to be in. Please put in your will that you wish Malsingmaps to be notified of the age you died.

Team A
1. Noah
2.
3.

Team B
1. Adilothman
2.
3.

If you're in Team B and are married, please make love to your wife in a dark room as control. Thanks.

Team A, please do not taunt members in Team B by emailing or PMing them clothed DD cupped breasts. If you do that, you will automatically be disqualified for deliberate tainting of samples.
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#9 Post by silversider » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:31 pm

Psst, bro Noah, team A for me... starting now by watching 'Nigella Bites' on Astro...

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Re: Decrease Risk Of Coronary Artery Disease - Look At Breasts!

#10 Post by aqeef07 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:02 am

Count me in into Team A anytime.

ps: Better still looking at breasts under transparent clothes for stronger effect :lol:

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