Dealing with BH on tracking

How to track without your BH knowing

1. On long journeys balik kampung, make sure you only detour to track when she falls asleep.
2. Just leave her at a shopping centre... They know how to entertain her. But make sure she spends her money. Not yours. Otherwise you have to seek Chapter 11 protection.

Useful reasons/excuses

1. It is the scenic route, dear.
2. I must have made a wrong turn.
3. I am very sure the traffic report said the usual road is jammed.
4. It is a shortcut I just discovered.
5. It's toll free this way.
6. A friend told me there's a good sarabat stall around here.
7. Honey, just buck up and I'll give you a foot massage when we get home.
8. Lets take the kids to place x (works well only if kids are excited and until she figures out the hidden agenda).
9. I heard in a forum that the air around here is pristinely fresh (read rural, unmapped, middle of no where).
10. Honey, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs and I have never or will ever cheat on you. I only get kicks from tracklogging.

Notes

• BH=Better Half. Spouse. Usually wife. Can be girlfriend.